Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not good, i ll go after sometime.
Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!

But one lady identifies in the market and asked hi sachin how are you
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dhoni Paa ji!.
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Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixes all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.