If u TREAT her nicely, She says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don’t, She says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, She says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don’t, She says u are from a VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, She says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET , She says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, She’ll lose FACE ;
If She’s Smarter than u, She is GREAT.
If u don’t Love her, She tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her! , She will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with her., She says u don’t Love her;
If u do!! She says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM , She says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, She says that u don’t TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If She SCOLDS u, it is because She CARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise , u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If She BREAKS her, She is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD boy;
If She SMOKES , She is a PRETTY WOMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, She says it’s LUCK ;
If She does WELL, it’s BRAINS…
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If She HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!
If u send this to boys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
but if u don’t, they will say u are selfish…..
The moral of the story is………
SEND THIS TO GALS OUT THERE ANYWAY…