From:- Rahul Tiwari

1) Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai,
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai..
are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai…!

2) Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein namaz padta hoon..
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS kar ke ek paap karta hoon…!!

3) Arz kiya hai…..
Jise Koyal samjha wo Kauwa nikla,
Dosti k naam par Hauwa nikla…
Jo roka karte the hame sharab pine se…..
Usi ke jeb se hi PAUAA nikla…!!!

4) Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,
aap ke bina koi yaad aata nahi…
hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu,
par kambakht madari roz aapko lata nahi…!.!!

5) U r so “VICHITRA”, Can’t draw ur “CHITRA”,
ur “VICHITRA” But U R My Best “MITRA”.

6) Teri hi charcha hai har gali me…..
Har Ladki ke Dil me tere liye Pyar hai,
ye koi Chamtkar nahi…..
kyu ki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka Tyohar hai.

7) Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.

8) Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar…..
lambi poonch aur 4 taango k saath aaoge..!!!