Huge Collection of Sms and Shayari- II

From:- Vinod

Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate.
Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate.

Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se.
Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.
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Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,

Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,

Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
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Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,

Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum
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Hi
This is Radio BedFM
This is DJ Bedsheet hangin’ out wid Dj Pillow.
For now I’ll play u a song called SLEEP WELL
by Sweet Dreams frm thr album
– GUD NITE.
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Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.
“Good Night”
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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight
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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’
Good Night
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Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
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When my arms cant reach people
who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.
May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night
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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
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Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….
But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight
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I have given some marvelous
persons a special place in my heart.
And u happen to be the one among
them topping the list.
Good night and lots of sweet & salty dreams.
Cuddle up and sleep tight.
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Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“MUMMY BHOOT”
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Sleepy msg for a sleepy person
From a sleepy friend
For a sleepy reason
At a sleepy time
On the sleepy day
In a sleepy mood
To say please sleep
“good night”
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I wish i could be
There to hold u tight,
Instead of saying
This loving good nite.
(for someone special)
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Janaza uthane waalo
Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,
Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,

Agar ho to usse kehna,
Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho
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DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA
KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA

MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE
YUN HI SAHI, USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA
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Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare.

kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho,
par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.
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Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho
jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain…

Aur hum itne badnaseeb hain ki log apni chahat ke liye
hamare tutne ki fariyaad karte hain…
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Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!
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Na moh na maya hai;
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/ Sony ne ye mobile sirf
Tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.
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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
Jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte…
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Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
Kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
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PathaR ki hai Duniya
PathaR ki hai Duniya, jazbat nahi samajti,
Dil me kya hai Wo baat nai samjti,

Tanha to Chand b hai sitaro ke bich,
magar Chand ka Dard Bewafa Raat nahi samjhati
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Hamari khushi ki baghwan se fariyad na karna,
bhula dena mujko kabhi tum yad na karna,

kiya barbad tune mujhe ye meri badnasibi thi,
iltaza hai kisi aur ko yun barbad na karna….
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Kabhi ro k muskraye, kabi muskra k roe
Uski yaad jab b ayi, ushe bhula k roe,

Ek uska hi nam tha, jise hazar bar likha,
jitna likh k kush hue, usse jiyada mita k roe
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Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,

Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.
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Aap gairon ki batein karte ho
Aap gairon ki batein karte ho,
Humne apno ko aazmaya hai,
Log kanto se bachke chalte hain,
Humne phoolon se jhakam khaya hai.
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Dard ki had se guzarna to abhi baqi hai
Tut ke mera bikharna to abhi baqi hai,

Pas akar mera dukhdard batanewale
Mujhse katra ke guzarna to abhi baqi hai.
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Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,
Mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,
Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.
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Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya
Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya
Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par
Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya
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Yesterday is history

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.
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Learn from the mistakes of others
You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
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The most influential sentence which should always be followed in life:-

“THE RACE IS NOT OVER… BECAUSE I HAVEN’T WON YET…”
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SHOES THAT PUT ON OUR FOOT ARE SOLD IN AIRCONDITIONED SHOWROOMS

BUT VEGETABLES WE EAT ARE SOLD ON FOOT PATH
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Cute SMS Collection

to love without condition,
to talk without intention,
to give without reason and
to care without expectation

is the art of true relation.
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distance can’t separate anyone
time can’t bind anyone
if feelings are true and from the heart
just close our eyes and you can feel anyone like me.
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I may not be a clock that may text you 24hrs a day
but my heart will be like a clock
that will not stop caring and saying
you r always that will not stop caring and saying
u r always remembered
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give hundred chance to your enemy to be your friend,
but don’t give a single chance to your friend to be your enemy
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famous writer said
“Love is like a long sweet dream”
and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
“so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up”.
Happy Unmarried life
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wonderful couples in this world
Heart and beats
moon and moon night
music and song
roses and love
fish and water
my sms and your smile.
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life is the art of drawing without an eraser so be careful
while taking any small decision about valuable pages of life.
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Attitude to live:
Laugh like u have never cried.
Play like u have never lost.
Love like u Have never been hurt.
Live like there is no tomorrow
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Sitam karo ya na karo

Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte,
virano mein phool kabhi khila nahi karte,
magar itna yaad rakhana hamesha ke
hum jaise dost bar-bar mila nahi karte.
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Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai
ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai
beshak milne na aaye per
chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!
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Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….
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Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.
Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa hai.
Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,
sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..
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Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh deta zamane se dastan apni……
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon…..
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Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,
Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.
Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain….
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Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho ,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.
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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena
Koi Rula de Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena,
dost na sahi Hum tumhare…insaan to hai…
Khushi Na Sahi YAAR Gum Hi Baant Lena…!!
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Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya
chup the hum to majboor samaj liya
yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum
phir bhi aapne door samazh liya.
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Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe.
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi,
ke aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe…!!!
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“Dil mein na ho Jurrat tu mohabbat nahi milti
khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti
khuch log yunhi shaher mein hum se bhi khafa hein
Kya karen??har aik se apni tabyat nahi milti”…..
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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi….
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Ladte rahe taqdeer se par akhir haar gaye
jinko apna khoon pilaaya….vohi hamein maar gaye
yeh kaisi duniya hai pathro ki ae dost
unse dil lagake yeh hum jaan gaye..!!
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Vaqt ko kaun rok paaya hai
pyar karke har insan bewafa ban gaya hai
kuch aaj bhi hai hamari tarah jo wafao ki seyj sajaate hai
par gham ki baat hai aaj tak wafa ka tohfa na kisine laaya hai
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Kal tak jinko thi zindagi raas bohat
aaj dekha hai unko udhaas bohat
kyun na rowu teri yaad mein
din guzre hai teri yaad mein bohat
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Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya..
kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya…
Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse…
magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya…
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Khushboo ki Tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge…
Sukoon Banker dil me Utar Jaayenge….
Mehsoos Karne ki Koshish to kijiye
Door hote hue bhi Paas nazar aayenge….
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dard kitne hain bata nahi sakti
zakhm kitne hain dikha nhai sakti
ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo
ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakti
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Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,
Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.
Raahein alag nahi thi humari phir bhi,
Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai…
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Tadap dil ki bulaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
Humari jaan chali jaaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee!
Na aaegi humari yaad Tab tak maat aana!
Mager jab yaad humari aaegi kya phir bhi nahi aao gee?
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Uski yaadon se dil ko abaad kya karein
Jisko bhulay he nahi usay yaad kya karein
Jab apne he hathon Ujaad de zindagi apni
Phir ghairon se jaker is ki Faryad kya karein!!!
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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
Jee raha tha tumhare naam par
Mar jauon toh bewafa mat samajna
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Tumne agar tukhra diya toh kaha jayege
hum toh jeete ji hi mar jayege
tumse hi hai meri zindagi ki subo shaam
tum na miley to hum kuch bhi kar jayege
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Is zaalim aur Beraham duniyame….
Kab kaun kisika hota hai…..????
Dhokha to wohi deta hai…..
Jispe Zaada bharosa Hota hai…..
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Teri Bewafaee me dil bEKARAR HI NA Karoon..
tu Hukm de to tera intazaar hi na karoon..
Tu bewafaa hai to is kadar bewafaee kar…
Ke tere Baad main kisee aur se pyar hi na karoon??
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Tod de her ek ummed ki dori.. ummedon me kya rakha hai
Ihsq mohabbat batein hain.. In baaton me kya rakha hai
kismat main jo likha hai woh akhir ho ker rehta hai
chund lakereen uljhi se hain..warna hathon main kya rakha hai ?????
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai
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Ye raat itnee tanha kyun hoti hai…?
Aur kismat pe apnee sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai?
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi..
Jise hum paa nahin sakte,
usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai..????
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Pyar humari nasib main kahan,
Naha kisike chahat ke hum huqdaar,
Aaj kyu darta hai dil mera,
pyar na hoke bhi khone se darta hai yaar……..
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi
To aise logon se kyu milata hai
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woh yaad aaj bahut aa rahe hai humme
pyar ke galiyon mai yeh dard chubte hai mujhe
ek lamha tha meri zindagi mai….ab woh kho gaye…
aankho se chalakte lahoo…mehendi ban gaye mere…
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AAankhon Ki Zuban Woh Samajh Nahin Patay,
Hoont Magar Kuch Keh Nahin Patay,
Apni Bebassi Kis Tarhan Kahain Hum,
Koi Hai Jis K Bina Hum Reh Nahin Patay.
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Main aapke intezaar mein baitha hoon,
Aur aap na jaane kiska intezaar kar rahe ho,
Ye dil aapse pyar karne ki ijazat maang raha hai,
Aur aap na jaane kyon inkaar kar rahe ho!!!
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Ehsaas bohot hoga jab chhodh ke jayenge
Royenge bohat magar aansu nah aayenge,
Jab saath na dey koi to aawaz hamain dena,
Jannat me bhi honge to lout k aayenge….
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ANGRY SMS
Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.
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Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::
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Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my
heart.
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Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.
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Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.
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Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
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Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.
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Dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo
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Subh ka har pal
Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.
Guds Mrng
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You r my sweet SONA,
I don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng
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Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
Gud Morg…

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