Kejriwal Funny Quotes

After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Kejriwal !

1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”

2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads.

5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely

6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes

9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas

12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”

13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement

14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers

15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

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