From:- Rahul Tiwari

1) Pyar karo kisi ek ko, vah bhi kisi nek ko,
Jab na mile sachha Dildar,
Propose karte raho har ek ko…!

2) Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho…!
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho…!

3) MAJNU ko LAILA ka SMS nahi aaya,
MAJNU ne 3 din tak khana nahin khaya…!
MAJNU marne wala tha LAILA ke pyar mein,
aur LAILA baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein…!

4) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha,
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha,
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…!!

5) Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai…!
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai. !!

6) Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai…!
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai,
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!!

7) Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya,
Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya…
Sar mundwale to savera ho jai. !!

8) Kehte hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hume neend bahut aati hai.!!

9) Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se,
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!!

10) Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana !!

11) Shaadi ke pehle……
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin..
Mumtaz nahin MILTI !

Shaadi ke baad……
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin…
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!!

12) Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Wo kutiya to hamari na hui, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye…!!

13) Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi se sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

14) Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,
uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi…
SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai..,
Jara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi…!!!