Hindi Jokes

From:- Rahul Tiwari MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re, i shappath !!!

Amritsar ke pagal khane main docter ne naye mariz ka chackup karta hua kaha aap mansik rrop se to theek lag rahe hai …phir yahan kaise aaye … Rogi bola doctor main theek hu per baat ye hai ki kuch time pehle maine ek widhwa se shadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere [...]

Bahu ki vidaai ke baad ghar aane pe Saas ne kaha “Beti aaj se mujhe Maa or apne sasur ko Papa kehna…” Shaam ko pati ke aane par biwi boli, “Maa bhaiya aa gaye…..”!!!!!

Santa ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha Doctor: Ye kaise hua Santa: Mai hathon se Pathar tod raha tha, to kisi ne kaha “Paaji kabhi to Dimaag istemaal kiya karo”