Hindi Jokes

Jhilsi nigaho me aaj bhi wahi gehrayee hain, Gulabi hothonse aaj phir mehak aayi hain, aap samajhte rahe jise apni parchayee umr bhar, maaf karna par woh to is gulam ki parchayee hain….

Sonia USA sey- Anna se poochho ki anshan khatam karne ka kya lega? Manmohan- Maine poochha tha. Bola tumhare aur mere- dono ke kaan ke neechey jhaapad lagayega.. Sonia-Theek hai, Anna ko haan kar do.

From:- Samad Boy: I love you, you are so beautiful…. Girl: lakin tmhare peeche tau mjhse bhi zyaada beautiful girls kharri hai….. Boy murr k dekhta hai… Girl: agar tum mjhse sacha pyar karte tou murr k kabhi na dekhte, I hate u…. … Moral:

From:- Vinod Kanjoos: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de ******************************** A Kanjoos on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, Im here My sons & daughters ru all here? [...]

From:- Indresh Tiwari Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey… mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di [...]

Ek Sardar Ji ne apne ghar ke uper wale hissey me paint kiya. Aur nichey wale hissey main likh diya… “Same As Above” What an Idea Sir Ji….

Sardar dairy likh raha tha.. “Aaj meri behan ko bacha hone wala hai. Pata nai ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe ye bhi nai pata ke mai mama banunga ya mami…”

Santa ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha.. Doctor: Ye kaise hua ? Santa: Mai hathon se Pathar tod raha tha, to kisi ne kaha “Paaji kabhi to Dimaag istemaal kiya karo”

Sardar goes for interview. Boss:: Tumhara janam kahan hua tha. Sardar:: Tiruvanantpuram mein. Boss:: Spelling batao. Sardar:: Mazak kar raha tha mai to, Goa me hua tha…. 1 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raaste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chilaya:: Dhokha! kamino aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga [...]

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) 1 Sardar ko 1 machar preshan kar raha tha, tang aakar wo bed ke niche so gaya, tabhi vaha 1 jugnu aa gaya, Sardar bola kamina ab torch leker dhund raha hai. 2) Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath wala free gift do. Shopkeeper : uske saath koi [...]