Archive for the 'Hindi Jokes' Category

Pati Patni or Golgappe (PaniPuri)

Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

पत्नी – रात का खाना आज बाहर करेगें। पति – ठीक है … हम किसी साधारण रेस्तरां में चलते हैं. पत्नी – नहीं, रॉयल पैलेस होटल में चलते हैं. पति – (एक मिनट के लिए मौन) ठीक है, 7 बजे चलते हैं. ठीक सात बजे पति-पत्नी अपनी कार में घर से निकले. रास्ते में – […]

Joke of Katiya and KashiNath on Jio Data Sim

Saturday, March 25th, 2017

कातिया : काशिनाथ हमें खुशी हुई तुम्हारे msg पढ़कर, तुम्हे भी खुशी होगी ये जानकर के आज के बाद तुम हमारे ग्रुप मे एड रहोगे। काशिनाथ : ये तेरे बाप के पैसो का नेट नही है कातिया msg भेजते है पैसो का नेट पेक करवा के, हमारा ग्रुप Jio की सिम से बनाया हुआ नही […]

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar Funny Quotes

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2014

Alok Nath ji sikhayenge hame sanskaar Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar.. Kya aap karte hain biwi se pyaar Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar.. Ek duni do, do duni chaar, Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar.. Salman ne kiya Black Buck ka shikaar, Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar..

Kejriwal Funny Quotes

Tuesday, July 1st, 2014

After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Kejriwal ! 1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat” 2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm 3. Kejriwal is so […]

Wife and Saali Joke

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

Saali is beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake.

Shaadi Ke Pehle or Baad

Sunday, June 24th, 2012

Shaadi se pehle Ladka Aur Ladki Shadi ke baad bhi wohi rehte hai..lekin shadi ke ke baad unke baaton ka andaaz badal jaata hai..kaise..aise… Shadi se pehle.. Ladka: yaar! is pal ka main kab se intazaar kar raha tha!!! Ladki:Main jaaun kya yahaan se??? Ladka: nahin!!!aisa khayal bhi dil me mat laana.. Ladki: Tumhe muzhse […]

Parchayee

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Jhilsi nigaho me aaj bhi wahi gehrayee hain, Gulabi hothonse aaj phir mehak aayi hain, aap samajhte rahe jise apni parchayee umr bhar, maaf karna par woh to is gulam ki parchayee hain….

Anna Hazare Funny Jokes

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Sonia USA sey- Anna se poochho ki anshan khatam karne ka kya lega? Manmohan- Maine poochha tha. Bola tumhare aur mere- dono ke kaan ke neechey jhaapad lagayega.. Sonia-Theek hai, Anna ko haan kar do.

Boy Girl Joke

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

From:- Samad Boy: I love you, you are so beautiful…. Girl: lakin tmhare peeche tau mjhse bhi zyaada beautiful girls kharri hai….. Boy murr k dekhta hai… Girl: agar tum mjhse sacha pyar karte tou murr k kabhi na dekhte, I hate u…. … Moral:

Hindi Jokes On Kanjoos

Monday, August 30th, 2010

From:- Vinod Kanjoos: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de ******************************** A Kanjoos on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, Im here My sons & daughters ru all here? […]