Funny Sms

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car diya, Apartment manga.. bangla diya…! Dost manga to tumhain diya, Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyou kiya… 2) A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega…! Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR, sham ki sabji ka intezam ho [...]

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Pyar karo kisi ek ko, vah bhi kisi nek ko, Jab na mile sachha Dildar, Propose karte raho har ek ko…! 2) Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho…! SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho…! 3) [...]

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Wo aaye hamari kabar per diya bujha gaye, Wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Aur diye me jo tel tha sir pe laga gaye ! 2) Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya… Phir mere dil me khayal aaya.. Ki lagta hai ki…aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “nahaya”…! [...]

From:- Indresh Tiwari Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain, Jaane Kyon woh office mein marte hain… Jaane Kyon Jaane kyon.. Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon.. Kaam mein sochiya to bas gum hai, kaam mein jo zulam ho woh kam hai, kaam par sar jhukana padta hai, dukho mei muskurana padta hai,

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai, Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai.. are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai…! 2) Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein namaz padta hoon.. Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko [...]

From:- Rahul Tiwari Raat 2 Baje Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell. Wah Wah Wah Wah Raat 2 Baje Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell. Maine Gate Khola, Chokidar Bola: all Is Well..!! all Is Well..!!

From:- Rahul Tiwari Tera sms jab mobile pe aata nahi tha, Mera mobile suna tha par itna nahi tha…! Email bhej kar hi main karta tha baatein, Mobile pe incoming outgoing free nahi tha…! Mobile ne mujhe disconnected hi rakha,

Paigaam likho to kuch aisa likho, Ke kalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaye… Har lafz me itna dard bhar do ki, Padhne wala bhi Disprin lene ko majboor ho jaye….!

Woh sadak ke is paar the, Hum sadak ke us paar the… Kuch hum aage badhe, Kuch voh aage badhe… Hum kuch aur aage badhe, Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhe… Hum kuch aur aage badhe, Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhe…

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi… Door se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi… Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Door se dekha to Pathar dikhta tha… Door se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…