Funny Sms

Tumhara sms padhkar mera dil muskuraya, Phir reply karke jaise hi send dabaya.. Hame achanak yaad aayaa…. Oh Mmy GOD!!!!… Kal saari raat kisi aur se baat karke,

Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables! Sachin: Condition is not good, i ll go after sometime. Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you! But one lady identifies in the market and asked hi sachin how are you Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled [...]

Ab to ghar se niklo Kyu baithe ho ? ye sale chand log pure desh ko barbad kar rahe hain. aur ham tamasha dekh rahe hain. ** Due to this high end corruption the real talent of India is getting crushed Hats off to Anna Hazare for the crusade against corruption we are all with [...]

From:- Vinod Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad ***************************** i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak [...]

From:- Indresh Tiwari Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.. Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte

From:- Indresh Tiwari Agar Aap Hum Par Gussa He To, Tajmahal Ko Fodo, Charminar Ko Todo, Kutubminar Ko Modo, Titanic Ko Fevicol Se Jodo, Magar Sms Karna Mat Chodo. ***************************** Life Brings “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum” How Long “Na Tum Jano Na Hum” But Always “Hum Sath –Sath Hai” We Know “Kal Ho Na Ho” [...]

From:- Indresh Tiwari Kal jab mile the…. to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…. your file not found! * Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga… Shayad mere pyar ko, taste karna bhool gaye…

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Hazaaron Line-en Aisi, Ke Har Line pe bug nikle, Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug, Magar phir bhi kam nikle. (Remix Of Hazaaron Khwaahishen Aisi, Ke Har Khwaahish pe dum nikle, Bahut nikle mere Armaan, Magar phir bhi kam nikle.) [Note : Remix created by a friend called Joseph Pradyot Kujur [...]

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi.. Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayaamat hogi….! 2) Gulab ko hum kamal bana dete, teri yaad me gajal bana dete! kambhakhat humpe koi marata nahi… nahi to Banaras me [...]

From:- Rahul Tiwari 1) Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car diya, Apartment manga.. bangla diya…! Dost manga to tumhain diya, Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyou kiya… 2) A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega…! Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR, sham ki sabji ka intezam ho [...]