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Aaj Kal ke Romiyo ko Pehchanne k Tariqe

Saturday, March 25th, 2017

रोमियों को पहचानने का तरीका . निम्नलिखित गुणों में से चार गुण मिलने पर शोहदों को रोमियो घोषित किया जा सकता है….. . 1- हर दिन ये पेट्रोल पम्प पर बीस रुपये का पेट्रोल भराते हैं। 2- ये गाड़ी चलाते समय एक साथ पूरा एस्सेलेरेटर लेकर और आधा क्लच दबाकर गाड़ी चलाते हैं। 3- ये […]

Poor, Rich and Politician Funny Jokes

Sunday, August 21st, 2016

*Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this about the situation during his lifetime :* 1. The poor, work & work. 2. The rich, exploit the poor. 3. The soldier, protects both. 4. The taxpayer, pays for all three. 5. The wanderer, rests for all four. 6. The drunk, drinks for all five. 7. The banker, […]

Sentence having all 26 English Alphabets

Sunday, August 21st, 2016

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs!!! This is the shortest sentence which has all 26 Alphabets of English. Discovered by a proud bewda…

Anushka Virat Kohli Funny Jokes and Shayari

Thursday, March 26th, 2015

अनुष्का ने नहीं खोली अपनी चोली.. out हो गया  विराट कोहली. *************************** और लगाओ इतिहास के किताब में भूगोल का कवर . . . Lagwa गया ना अनुष्का का लवर

Shayari by Thief

Monday, May 26th, 2014

Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai, Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai.

Pyar Bhara Dil

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Pather ki deewaar na tori, Pyar bhara dil torr diya.. Kuch Chillar paisao ki Khatir, Tumne SMS karna chor diya..

Quotes About Rajnikanth

Friday, October 12th, 2012

All new series of Rajnikanth: 1. Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! 2. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via Bluetooth’! 3. Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass! 4. Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!! 5. Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

Definition of KISS

Thursday, October 11th, 2012

Definition of “KISS” from the educational point of view. MATHS:> KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips…! ECONOMICS:> KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY…! PHYSICS:> KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time…! COMPUTER:> KISS is just like a LAN, […]

Funny Signs for to be a Student

Sunday, June 3rd, 2012

‎5 signs to be a student.. 1. Jo samajh na aaye…. Declare it out of course.. 2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai.. 3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??

5 Funny Secrets of Success

Friday, April 13th, 2012

1. Kabhi Top Mat Karo, Varna Log Tumse Jalenge. 2. Hamesha Late Class Me jao Ise Har Teacher tumhe Janega. 3. Agr Cheating Ka Chance Ho to Kabhi Padh Kar Mat Jao. 4.Zyada padne se time waste hota hai or Time waste karna paap hai. 5.Kabhi Viva Mat Do Kyonki Beizzati Ke 2 number Se […]