Funny Shayari

From:-Vinod If u TREAT her nicely, She says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don’t, She says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, She says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don’t, She says u are from a VILLAGE. If u ARGUE with her, She says u are STUBBORN; If [...]

From:-Vinod Ek ladki thi deewani si, Mobile lekar chalti thi, Nazrain jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi..! Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko, Par jaane kis se darti thi.. Jab bhi vinod ko milti thi, Yehi poochha karti thi.. Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Yeh ON kaise hota hai.. Aur vinod [...]

From:-Vinod Namo-namo patni maharani, Tumhari mahima koi na jani… || 1 || Hamne samjha tum abla ho, Par tumto sabse badi bala ho… || 2 || Jis din haath me belana aawe, Uss din PATI khub chillave…. || 3 || Saare bed pe PATNI sove, PATI baith farsh par rove…. || 4 || Tumse hi [...]

From:- Indresh Tiwari Khuda ki kasam mai tumhara nahi hu, Nadi hu mai ek, kinara nahi hu… Dekhti ho kyun tum mujhe muskrurake, Shadi suda hun mai kuvara nahi hu…!!! *********************** Kitna kamjor ho chuka hun tumhari judai se, Kitna kamjor ho chuka hun tumhari judai se, Ki khatmal utha le jate hai mujhe charpai [...]

From:- Rashmi Chand Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole, Call/SMS bhi na kare… to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho…. Good Morning/Good Evening bolte raho…… Call/SMS bhi karate raho……. Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.. Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi” Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ [...]