Funny Shayari

Msn ki wo mulakatein wo pyar bhari batein wo loging hony ka intzaar wo intzaar ki saaetein kaho kya bhool jao ge? wo farzi naam ka btana haha likh ker jhoota qehqaha lagana wo ASL poochny par

Diwali Aa Rahi Hai, Mai Apna Mann Sirf Puja Archana Aarti Shradha Bhawana Me Hi Lagana Chahta Hu Apke Pados Me Koi Rehti Ho To Batao…

Husband Apna White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho, Ghuse Ka Wo Light Ho, Pocket Uski Tight Ho, Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho, Bole Begum Tum Right Hooo.

मेरे कंपनी की लडकियां सुंदर है और लवली है… प्रोब्लम ये है कि बस वह “READ ONLY” है… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ शायद मेरे प्यार को टेस्ट करना भुल गयी…. दिल से ऎसे “CUT” किया कि ”PASTE” करना भुल गयी… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ तुमसे मिला मै कल तो दिल में हुआ एक “SOUND”…

Zindagi Ek Cricket Hai, Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan.. Or Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai, Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi [...]

From:-Vinod Do you know the relation between two eyes? They never see each other. BUT They blink together They move together They cry together They see things together They sleep together

From:-Vinod E khuda tumne ye internet ki duniya hi kyon banayi, Agar banayi to isse chat room se kyon sajayi. Yahan sabhi tarah k log aate hai chat k liye, Kisi ne dushmani to kisi ne sachche dil se dosti nibhayi. Koi ek pal me aakar zindagi bhar ka dukh de gaya, Koi vinod jaisa [...]

From:-Vinod Saari umar hum office mein mar gaye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Na na na.Na na na.Na na na.Na na nana na. Give me some flight Give me some train Give me another chance I wanna go home once again. Kandhon ko laptop ke bojh ne jhukaya Client se jhoot [...]

From:- Nitendra Nittu Wo jab chalti hai to raah me 100 ke note bicha deta hu, Wo jab chalti hai to raah me 100 ke note bicha deta hu, Aur uske jaane ke baad

From:-Vinod If u TREAT her nicely, She says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don’t, She says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, She says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don’t, She says u are from a VILLAGE. If u ARGUE with her, She says u are STUBBORN; If [...]