English Jokes

Never KISS a Lady Police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time..

1. Sugar Test Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly. 2. Apple in a Mango Tree Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?” (Why have you come up) Sardar: “Apple Khane” (to [...]

From:- Hameeda Bibbo Which is the most Dangerous letter in the Alphabet ?? Answer is “W”… It is tension generator… All the worries get initiated with “W”… Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom?

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds. “I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not [...]

From:- Vinod ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ ___ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee [...]

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a [...]

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I would dispute that,” answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted. [...]

Pappu, Santa’s son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Pappu!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Pappu answered, “but

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what is the scenery like? Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Santa is talking to Banta about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there’s always that doubt.” Banta says, “Yeah, I know what you mean.” A couple of weeks later Santa has to go out of town on a business [...]