Archive for the 'English Jokes' Category

One Incident Happened with me

Sunday, July 6th, 2014

Dear frnds, I want to tell u an experience about traffic police, which i faced today morning. Me and my frnd was going to office by bike. When we entered in city (not disclosing the city name), there were two traffic police man standing on a traffic signal and operating traffic manually as light was […]

Latest Jokes on Rajnikanth

Sunday, October 7th, 2012

Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside” ———————————- When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth. ———————————- Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!

Kiss Jokes

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Never KISS a Lady Police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time..

Sardar Hindi Jokes

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

1. Sugar Test Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly. 2. Apple in a Mango Tree Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?” (Why have you come up) Sardar: “Apple Khane” (to […]

Most Dangerous letter in the Alphabet

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

From:- Hameeda Bibbo Which is the most Dangerous letter in the Alphabet ?? Answer is “W”… It is tension generator… All the worries get initiated with “W”… Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom?

Business is Business

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds. “I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not […]

Mathematics

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

From:- Vinod ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ ___ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee […]

Santa And Banta In Bus

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a […]

Women and Men

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I would dispute that,” answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted. […]

Overturned Wagon

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Pappu, Santa’s son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Pappu!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Pappu answered, “but